anti-gay team
22.10.2006., nedjelja
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Evo.....ponovo se javljam.....ali ovaj put neću vaz probati zabaviti sa glupim tekstom,jer jednostavno nemam iskustva iznositi svoje privatne stvari na ovaj glupi blog,pa sam odlučio staviti par video clipova,ako vam se sviđaju.....molim vas komentirajte........... [Cartman] Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls! [Kyle] Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! [Cartman] On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch! Come on, you all know the words! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch... Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch! Talk to kids around the world, It might go a little bit somethin' like this! (Cartman & kids in various languages) Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch... Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch! [Stan] Uh, Cartman... [Cartman] Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch! I'm really mad at Kyle's mom! She's a big fat, fuckiiin' biiiiiitch, Mean old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa... What? Oh, fuck... |
M´OKE
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South Park kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Mackey: There are times when you get suckered in By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay But its when you do these things too much That you've become an addict and must get back in touch You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole" Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold" Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say So just use the word mmmkay! Children: We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay) With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day Mr, Mackey: you can change it today Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey Its easy mmkay! Mr. Mackey: Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole Mr. Mackey: Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold Mr. Mackey: Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity Mr. Mackey: Step 4 Children: Dont say fuck any more Everyone: Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!! Mr. Mackey: Your cured, you can go! Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay Its easy mmmkay! Children: It's easy mmmkay! Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkay! Children: It's easy mmmkay! Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy Children: It's easy mmm It's easy mmm It's easy mmm It's easy mmmkaaaay (both finish at same time) (laughing) Mr. Mackey: Mmmkay Mmmkay Mmmkay |
UNCLE FUCKER
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Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka You're an uncle fucka, yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long (farting noises) Phillip: Hmm! (farting noises) (laughing) (farting noises) Some Guy: What's going on here? (farting noises) Some Woman: What garbage! Some Other Guy: Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian. Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka Terrance: You're an uncle fucka I must say Phillip: Why you fucked your uncle yesterday Everyone: (laughing) People: Uncle fucka... thats Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle Fuckaaaaaa ............ Phillip: Suck my balls! |
24.09.2006., nedjelja
EVO vam na......napokon......neponovljivo........novi post
Imam problem neznam kaj da napišem ...ima ko koju ideju ...nema i mislil sam si .........Ovako skoro mjesec dana parokletog pakla  je prošlo i s ocjenama ne stojim najblje jedino kaj sam dobil je jedna jebena 2 i jedna jebeno velika 4 .......a iz kojeg predmeta naravno iz jebenog BRITANSKOG JEZIKA....ostalo je sve za sad uredu osim ke na matki svaki sat raska potroši 15-20minut da nama pokaže kak je s nama nemoguće održati normalan sat(to nije način)i vjerujem joj no dobro ostavimo sad taj inferno...i idemo u jedan još veči pakao, kuća po običaju tam ništ nije kak treba...naravno starci me teraju da stalno učim i ja ih slušam(moš si mislit kak)...a tu je još usisavanje i pospremanje sobe i tak...............ali kak naslov jedne knjige glasi KOD KUĆE JE NAJGOREende,fine,kraj i jebeni the end WRITTEN BY NoFak |
11.08.2006., petak
kamp
bok rekel sam da bum napisal kak je bilo na kampu i to sam napravil u ovom postuovo je bila naša soba u kojoj smo bili horvat,vilim,sović i ja  a ovo je moj krevet   u našu sobu je svaki dan dolazilo pola kampa i onda je to ovak izgledalo  i pozdravljaju vas  (na svoj način) a ovo je hodnik u kojem nikad nije bilo tiho   a bilo je i tučnjava  tu baby shacq drži pandura naopačke   treninge smo imali dva puta dnevno i onda je još na večer bila utakmica svi smo dobili upalu mišiča ,a ovo je teren dok su završile utakmice mogli smo biti u gradu do 22:30 ovak izgleda grad noću  a na putu smo naišli i na sovićevu braču   tu smo se morali okupiti prije nego smo išli na doručak ručak ili večeru  a tu smo jeli   a ulice su bile ovak široke   svaki dan smo imali turnir (utakmice)i na kraju koje imal najviše pobjeda u turnirima bil je prvak kampa a mi smo bili prvaci flipič,sović,vilim,siki i ja  uvjek dok smo se vratili s kupanja,treninga ili iz grada klinci su navalili na sovićev mob igrati and1 (tak se zove košarkaška igrica) svako gleda svog posla ili svoj mob  e sad ide jedna priča siki i zvonac su se zaljubili u jednu curu i onda su joj kupovali kinder bueno da bi im ona dala njen broj onaim ga je dala ali nije bil pravi broj ima još jedna priča dok smo šetali gradom neki klinac se stalno zaletaval u sikija i psoval mu mater i tak svaku večer onda je jednom valteru to dojadilo i klinca je pogurnul u vodu(pogledajte sliku devet tam ga je pogurnul u vodu)i onda je mali rekel da bude pozval svoje velike prijatelje a onda su oni zamolili flipića,vekija,prgija,mislava, vilima,sovića,buntiče i mene da im pomognemo i dog su nas ovi vidli nekim čudom su nestali to je bila prava banda i tak bilo je još toga ali eto opisal sam ono čega se najviše siječam kraj,ende,fine,the end Written by NoFak |
10.08.2006., četvrtak
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EVO..... Za promjenu budem ja(Bobo ) napisal post.Iskreno nemam blage veze kaj da pišem,pa sam zato odlučil ipak ne pisati ................. |
I´m back
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Evo prošao je jedan tjedan, a jasam se vratil s košarkaškog kampa................ tam je bilo ok, sve vam bum opisal u drugom postu koj bum napisal ili danas ili sutrajer mi se sad nedaBY NoFak |
01.08.2006., utorak
A´ll be back
Pa evo novi post………ovak iz dosade ……..tjedan dana je prošlo od zadnjeg…………….kak da opišem ovaj tjedan…..e našel sam pravu riječ DOSADAN!!!!!…………………al kaj se tu more……………očito ništ……………….kao da dosada nije dovoljna nego tu je još neko .....…....Ajde pogađajte ko………………….naravno starci …………………….. celi tjedan me muče .........................Moral sam svaki dan ujutro i navečer po 10 minut vozit onaj bicikel ili steper kak god očet i to na najtežem…………………..sad ak imate 1ili2 iz matke to vam je 20 min na dan …………............................ Dobro to ja morem izdržat morem ja i 40……......…..........ali stara me učila kak se peru čarape ………............................... Pitate se zakaj i smijete se ok  ……………….zato jer sutra idem u košarkaški kamp…………............................Zato sam moral i vježbati jer tam su treninzi 2 put dnevno………..a stari me ne veruje da ............................ Ja to morem izdržat………………….i da u nedjelju sam zaradil 50 kn u 20 min ……………..................................Ak se pitate kak objasnil bum….ovak paps(tak zovem starog)mi nije veroval da na tom steperu ili nepokretnom biciklu kak god očete morem izdržat 20 min na najtežem …………………………........ I kladili smo se naravno ja sam izdržal i tak sam zaradil 50 kn……………(naravno dan nisam izdržal nebi mu dal 5 banki)…………i onda sam išel na školsko tam su bili pinky,figo,vilim,ado i špiro……….vilim i ja smo pobjedili pinkyja i figoa …………………................................................…………………….. a ostali dani tjedna su bili jadni ………………………………………….sutra idem na kamp ali kak naslov veli al be backende,kraj,fine,the end Written by NOFAK |
26.07.2006., srijeda
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Evo vam novi post..........................................ovaj bu duži.................(nadamo se)........................... ........I tak imamo novi post a vi ............................ja(nofak) sam bil na moru...................A(Bobo)ja nisam..........Na(Nofak) moru je bilo dosadno +vruće+gnjavaža s roditeljimai kao bonus izgorel samkad se to sve zbroji=jebeš more.....................Na apartmane nemam pritužbe hvala bogu imali su klimu jer je vani bilo najmanje 1500000000000000000c........................a u Makrskoj je bilo najbolje nisam imal dovoljno očiju da vidim sve komade ........to je bil dobar dio............................ali dok smo se vratili s mora morali smo ispravak moral sam izvaditi sve stvari iz auta .....a sad najgori dio moral sam si i pospremiti sobuMeni(Bobo )je doma bilo dobro osim ke sam razbil prozor ,sad sam u kazni i moral sam dati novce za novi i ode mi 3 mjesečni đeparac....................i da pes mi je pojel nove patike......ostalo je bilo dobro.............skoro sam zaboravil reči da sam istegnul vratnu žilu pa sam moral iti u toplice sad mi je dobro, a tam sam videl jako dobrog komada.......................i sad si pokušavam opet istegnuti..............................za sad bez uspjeha.........................jebiga nije to lako................................................................................................................................................................................................................................A za jaxa nas BOLI KURAC kraj,ende,fine,the end |
05.07.2006., srijeda
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